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American Horror Story: Murder House (Season 1)
10/10
Arrested Development
10/10
This is the funniest show I've ever watched. Period. It's just... SO funny. SO goddamn funny. It's sad that they had to cancel it before its time... It's basically the Firefly of comedy shows.
Anyway it's the greatest comedy television series in the history of ever, so please go watch it.
This is the funniest show I've ever watched. Period. It's just... SO funny. SO goddamn funny. It's sad that they had to cancel it before its time... It's basically the Firefly of comedy shows.
Anyway it's the greatest comedy television series in the history of ever, so please go watch it.
The A-Team
7/10
A pretty awesome TV show. I love Mr. T's comments and his quotability is admirable. A pretty good old show that could be enjoyed during father-son time. That's what I did, anyway. (B.A. Baracus for the win.)
A pretty awesome TV show. I love Mr. T's comments and his quotability is admirable. A pretty good old show that could be enjoyed during father-son time. That's what I did, anyway. (B.A. Baracus for the win.)
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Castle
8/10
A pretty interesting TV series about a writer who follows a police officer in order to get inspiration for his book series. I like the premise a lot. The plot was a bit slow-moving; each episode was a new case, so there weren't very many plot advancements. However, I enjoy shows like that, so I thought it was pretty good. The characters were pretty good, and they all have witty comments, which I love. And the shy not-really-but-still romance thing between Castle and Beckett is cute. (Richard "Rick" Castle for the win.)
A pretty interesting TV series about a writer who follows a police officer in order to get inspiration for his book series. I like the premise a lot. The plot was a bit slow-moving; each episode was a new case, so there weren't very many plot advancements. However, I enjoy shows like that, so I thought it was pretty good. The characters were pretty good, and they all have witty comments, which I love. And the shy not-really-but-still romance thing between Castle and Beckett is cute. (Richard "Rick" Castle for the win.)
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Firefly
11/10
The greatest TV show of all time.
Watch it.
Now.
(Every single member of the crew for the win. ... But especially Wash and Jayne.)
The greatest TV show of all time.
Watch it.
Now.
(Every single member of the crew for the win. ... But especially Wash and Jayne.)
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Gravity Falls
8/10
I don't really like modern TV, especially modern cartoons, but Gravity Falls is definitely an exception. So smart, but so cool and childish at the same time!
Finally, a new Disney show that's worth watching.
I don't really like modern TV, especially modern cartoons, but Gravity Falls is definitely an exception. So smart, but so cool and childish at the same time!
Finally, a new Disney show that's worth watching.
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MST3k: Attack of the Giant Leeches
3/10
It's the pinnacle of hilarity once more--an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Gotta love it, right? Well, this episode is riffing on Attack of the Giant Leeches, a pretty terrible B-movie from the late fifties that's, as I just stated, terrible. The acting is bad, the special effects--even though it is the fifties--are shambles, the plot is terrible, and the writing sucks. In all, it's a really, really bad movie. ... Which should be perfect for the gang on the Satellite of Love, right? ... No? Well, let's go see.
Even before the movie--or the short preceding it--starts, we have a burst of utter hilarity. There's a weird window that shows some "holo-clowns", one of which is clearly a pedophile, and even though that's horrible, you can't help but laugh. I may feel bad if I think about it, but if you're just watching it like a normal person, then you'll laugh hysterically.
After the extremely hilarious holo-clowns, we're treated to Jole's invention of the day--something called "The Satellite of Love's Insty Adolescence Kit", because evidently, going through your hormonal rebellious teenage phase is "time-consuming", so they made the kit to make it "instantaneous". It, too, is hilarious. With Servo as a testing dummy, they apply fake pimples, et cetera, while he acts all "It's not fair!" or "You just don't understand..." making light of stupid hormonal teenagers. So, judging by so far, it should be good, right? ... Well, no.
The short which they riff on before the actual movie is an episode of a lame serial from the thirties called Undersea Kingdom, which--unfortunately--is mediocre. Both the episode itself and the making fun of it, I mean. All their jokes about Billy were somewhat funny, but that was about it.
Then, it's the movie, Attack of the Giant Leeches. Them making fun of it was unfortunately pretty bad--but I guess MST3k is one of those shows that varies widely in quality. Oh, well. At any rate, this episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 can get no more then a three, and the only reason it isn't less is because of the holo-clowns and the Insty Adolescence Kit. Too bad, too bad... (Tom Servo for the win.)
It's the pinnacle of hilarity once more--an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Gotta love it, right? Well, this episode is riffing on Attack of the Giant Leeches, a pretty terrible B-movie from the late fifties that's, as I just stated, terrible. The acting is bad, the special effects--even though it is the fifties--are shambles, the plot is terrible, and the writing sucks. In all, it's a really, really bad movie. ... Which should be perfect for the gang on the Satellite of Love, right? ... No? Well, let's go see.
Even before the movie--or the short preceding it--starts, we have a burst of utter hilarity. There's a weird window that shows some "holo-clowns", one of which is clearly a pedophile, and even though that's horrible, you can't help but laugh. I may feel bad if I think about it, but if you're just watching it like a normal person, then you'll laugh hysterically.
After the extremely hilarious holo-clowns, we're treated to Jole's invention of the day--something called "The Satellite of Love's Insty Adolescence Kit", because evidently, going through your hormonal rebellious teenage phase is "time-consuming", so they made the kit to make it "instantaneous". It, too, is hilarious. With Servo as a testing dummy, they apply fake pimples, et cetera, while he acts all "It's not fair!" or "You just don't understand..." making light of stupid hormonal teenagers. So, judging by so far, it should be good, right? ... Well, no.
The short which they riff on before the actual movie is an episode of a lame serial from the thirties called Undersea Kingdom, which--unfortunately--is mediocre. Both the episode itself and the making fun of it, I mean. All their jokes about Billy were somewhat funny, but that was about it.
Then, it's the movie, Attack of the Giant Leeches. Them making fun of it was unfortunately pretty bad--but I guess MST3k is one of those shows that varies widely in quality. Oh, well. At any rate, this episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 can get no more then a three, and the only reason it isn't less is because of the holo-clowns and the Insty Adolescence Kit. Too bad, too bad... (Tom Servo for the win.)
MST3k: the Crawling Eye
2/10
This sucked. Just a really bad Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode. I don't even need to say anything else. (Crow for the win.)
This sucked. Just a really bad Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode. I don't even need to say anything else. (Crow for the win.)
MST3k: Devil Doll
7/10
A pretty funny MST3k. The movie was horrible- as usual- and it was pretty hard to follow, so maybe some of the jokes weren't as funny as they should've been. This episode had a lot of quotability, though, like the "She would've done better if she showed her butt." line, the "I wanna eat!" "Very well, then. Eat my shorts." line, and the "Alfalfa E. Neuman." line. The guys on the Satellite of Love also did some pretty darn good voice mimicry, for "The Amazing Vorelli" at least. A pretty solid episode. Not one of my absolute favorites- I don't have very many of those in MST3k, even if I do love it- but it was still pretty good, I guess. It got a bit banal around three fourths of the way through, though, so... (Crow for the win.)
A pretty funny MST3k. The movie was horrible- as usual- and it was pretty hard to follow, so maybe some of the jokes weren't as funny as they should've been. This episode had a lot of quotability, though, like the "She would've done better if she showed her butt." line, the "I wanna eat!" "Very well, then. Eat my shorts." line, and the "Alfalfa E. Neuman." line. The guys on the Satellite of Love also did some pretty darn good voice mimicry, for "The Amazing Vorelli" at least. A pretty solid episode. Not one of my absolute favorites- I don't have very many of those in MST3k, even if I do love it- but it was still pretty good, I guess. It got a bit banal around three fourths of the way through, though, so... (Crow for the win.)
MST3k: the Final Sacrifice
10/10
The first Mystery Science Theater 3000 I ever saw, and I must say, it was hilarious. Plus, the "Raustauer!!" (I'm not sure how to spell it) quote was just awesome. (Crow for the win.)
The first Mystery Science Theater 3000 I ever saw, and I must say, it was hilarious. Plus, the "Raustauer!!" (I'm not sure how to spell it) quote was just awesome. (Crow for the win.)
MST3k: Final Justice
5/10
Somewhat humorous. Not awesome, but funny enough.
Somewhat humorous. Not awesome, but funny enough.
MST3k: the Killer Shrews
5/10
A pretty funny Mystery Science Theater 3000. Just pretty funny, though. Only in the middle ranges of humor, really. (Crow for the win.)
A pretty funny Mystery Science Theater 3000. Just pretty funny, though. Only in the middle ranges of humor, really. (Crow for the win.)
MST3k: Laserblast
3/10
A mediocre Mystery Science Theater 3000. Just mediocre. (Crow for the win.)
A mediocre Mystery Science Theater 3000. Just mediocre. (Crow for the win.)
MST3k: Night of the Blood Beast
3/10
Alright, another episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Let's see what's in store this time. So, basically, this movie is... Well, a lame "horror" (quotes are on purpose) movie about some alien or whatever. The plot is incoherent, the dialogue was bland, and just about everything else sucked. There was also a short at the beginning, just so you know, with people singing about kitchens and telephones and angels who are more concerned with a family missing their honeymoon then wars in North Korea. It, also, was pretty awful.
... But that's not why you're watching a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode. You're looking for humor, right? So, what you want to know is, does this episode deliver? ... I'm sorry to say that the answer is: not really. There were a few laugh-out-loud moments--but, you know, I do mean "a few". Basically, most of the jokes were worn-out and tedious by the end. They milked the same thing a lot, and while one or two variations on the same thing were funny, the rest were... Somewhat annoying. For example--in the first part of the movie, they made virtually almost all of their jokes on how stupid the scientists were. Specifically, that they were so confused about a dead person. A scientist would say "His heart has stopped!" or something along those lines, and a member of the Satellite of Love crew would say "It's like he's dead or something...". That got old fast, for me. Toward the middle but still early, there were a lot of jokes about the name Steve, for no apparent reason--well, that or I missed the reason. Then it was jokes about sex and/or marriage with the Blood Beast, and et cetera, et cetera. It just... Got old too quickly. That would have to be my biggest complaint here. Jokes that were only somewhat humorous to begin with are stretched too far, and that just isn't good writing, in my opinion.
Alright, another episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Let's see what's in store this time. So, basically, this movie is... Well, a lame "horror" (quotes are on purpose) movie about some alien or whatever. The plot is incoherent, the dialogue was bland, and just about everything else sucked. There was also a short at the beginning, just so you know, with people singing about kitchens and telephones and angels who are more concerned with a family missing their honeymoon then wars in North Korea. It, also, was pretty awful.
... But that's not why you're watching a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode. You're looking for humor, right? So, what you want to know is, does this episode deliver? ... I'm sorry to say that the answer is: not really. There were a few laugh-out-loud moments--but, you know, I do mean "a few". Basically, most of the jokes were worn-out and tedious by the end. They milked the same thing a lot, and while one or two variations on the same thing were funny, the rest were... Somewhat annoying. For example--in the first part of the movie, they made virtually almost all of their jokes on how stupid the scientists were. Specifically, that they were so confused about a dead person. A scientist would say "His heart has stopped!" or something along those lines, and a member of the Satellite of Love crew would say "It's like he's dead or something...". That got old fast, for me. Toward the middle but still early, there were a lot of jokes about the name Steve, for no apparent reason--well, that or I missed the reason. Then it was jokes about sex and/or marriage with the Blood Beast, and et cetera, et cetera. It just... Got old too quickly. That would have to be my biggest complaint here. Jokes that were only somewhat humorous to begin with are stretched too far, and that just isn't good writing, in my opinion.
MST3k: the Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
1/10
Definitely the worst MST3k I've ever seen. Ever. Don't watch this under any circumstances. (None of the guys were funny enough in this episode to even get a "for the win".)
Definitely the worst MST3k I've ever seen. Ever. Don't watch this under any circumstances. (None of the guys were funny enough in this episode to even get a "for the win".)
MST3k: Soultaker
7/10
A pretty funny MST3k. My favorite line was definitely "His face is a little small..." My friends and I quoted that line a lot. (Crow for the win.)
A pretty funny MST3k. My favorite line was definitely "His face is a little small..." My friends and I quoted that line a lot. (Crow for the win.)
MST3k: Touch of Satan
7/10
A humorous episode of MST3k that, unfortunately, died down in its humor by the end. My favorite lines were "I stayed in the tanning booth for seventeen years!!", "...playing as a hip, cool Satan that solves crimes.", "That your car? Can I skip rocks across it?", "These walnuts are tearin' through the hay!!", "I sure hope he said peanuts...", "No, I'll just tell Leatherface you're here.", they scene where row kept repeating "Stop it.", "He'll embezzle the socks right off 'ya.", "*gasps* A wrinkle!!", and the point where they sing the little song about Satan being your friend when they say the movie was sponsored by the Hallmark channel or something like that. Anyway, it was funny, but by the end it became more than a bit trite... (Crow for the win.)
A humorous episode of MST3k that, unfortunately, died down in its humor by the end. My favorite lines were "I stayed in the tanning booth for seventeen years!!", "...playing as a hip, cool Satan that solves crimes.", "That your car? Can I skip rocks across it?", "These walnuts are tearin' through the hay!!", "I sure hope he said peanuts...", "No, I'll just tell Leatherface you're here.", they scene where row kept repeating "Stop it.", "He'll embezzle the socks right off 'ya.", "*gasps* A wrinkle!!", and the point where they sing the little song about Satan being your friend when they say the movie was sponsored by the Hallmark channel or something like that. Anyway, it was funny, but by the end it became more than a bit trite... (Crow for the win.)
MST3k: Werewolf
10/10
Another completely hilarious Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode. This was just so funny... As MST3k episodes should be. (Crow for the win.)
Another completely hilarious Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode. This was just so funny... As MST3k episodes should be. (Crow for the win.)
MST3k: Zombie Nightmare
8/10
A pretty darn funny MST3k episode. That's all to be said, really. (Crow for the win.)
A pretty darn funny MST3k episode. That's all to be said, really. (Crow for the win.)
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
10/10
This... Is quite possibly the best television program I have ever seen, and will ever see in my entire life. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic has got it all--amazing, flawless, and beautiful animation; a perfect, well-guided, child-friendly storyline and plot; amazing characters, with real depths of personality and feel; and possibly one of the largest fanbases that anything has ever had. ... Ever. This program is simply genius, with the cute little ponies teaching you lessons about friendship through hardships, challenges, disappointments and happiness, and the occasional mental breakdown--courtesy of Pinkie Pie. As I said, all of the characters have their own personalities and quirks--Pinkie Pie is crazy, party-loving and silly; Rarity is smart, and fashionable; Fluttershy is shy (that one would be pretty obvious) and good with animals; Applejack is resourceful and down-to-earth; Rainbow Dash is courageous, brave, and strong; and Twilight Sparkle is the ever-careful, magically talented main character.
With its diverse range of topics, (mostly--it tends to come back to friendship a lot) the life-lessons it teaches, the amazingly well-written plot, (and songs!) and of course the fanbase, (look out for DJ P0N-3, Derpy Hooves, and My Little Timelord in the backgrounds) I would recommend this show to pretty much anyone of any age, with any background and any personality. This may just be the best show of all time. (Fluttershy and Rarity for the win. Spike, the Diamond Dogs, and Gilda for the loss.)
This... Is quite possibly the best television program I have ever seen, and will ever see in my entire life. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic has got it all--amazing, flawless, and beautiful animation; a perfect, well-guided, child-friendly storyline and plot; amazing characters, with real depths of personality and feel; and possibly one of the largest fanbases that anything has ever had. ... Ever. This program is simply genius, with the cute little ponies teaching you lessons about friendship through hardships, challenges, disappointments and happiness, and the occasional mental breakdown--courtesy of Pinkie Pie. As I said, all of the characters have their own personalities and quirks--Pinkie Pie is crazy, party-loving and silly; Rarity is smart, and fashionable; Fluttershy is shy (that one would be pretty obvious) and good with animals; Applejack is resourceful and down-to-earth; Rainbow Dash is courageous, brave, and strong; and Twilight Sparkle is the ever-careful, magically talented main character.
With its diverse range of topics, (mostly--it tends to come back to friendship a lot) the life-lessons it teaches, the amazingly well-written plot, (and songs!) and of course the fanbase, (look out for DJ P0N-3, Derpy Hooves, and My Little Timelord in the backgrounds) I would recommend this show to pretty much anyone of any age, with any background and any personality. This may just be the best show of all time. (Fluttershy and Rarity for the win. Spike, the Diamond Dogs, and Gilda for the loss.)
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Samurai Girl
7/10
A pretty awesome TV show. I was kind of sad that they cancelled it... (Heaven Kogo for the win.)
A pretty awesome TV show. I was kind of sad that they cancelled it... (Heaven Kogo for the win.)
The Simpsons
7/10
A pretty funny TV show. The plot is, needless to say, horrid- but the characters are all funny and memorable. My favorite episode every year, the Treehouse of Horror, isn't in season 1! They only have one of those starting in season 2! Curses... Anyway, I've only seen every episode of seasons 1-8, but as far as I can tell, it improves until roughly season 10, and then continues to be hilarious. (Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, and Ned Flanders for the win.)
A pretty funny TV show. The plot is, needless to say, horrid- but the characters are all funny and memorable. My favorite episode every year, the Treehouse of Horror, isn't in season 1! They only have one of those starting in season 2! Curses... Anyway, I've only seen every episode of seasons 1-8, but as far as I can tell, it improves until roughly season 10, and then continues to be hilarious. (Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, and Ned Flanders for the win.)
Supernatural
10/10
A pretty freaking awesome TV show. I really like the premise, and the plot wasn't all that bad either. The ending- no spoilers- was kind of a cliffhanger, so, it made me want to watch the second season that much more. The characters were great, and they had a lot of personality. Dean's razor-sharp wit and ladykiller personality was just awesome. And not just him, Sam was pretty funny and cool at some points, too. If you get the DVD of this season, there are also some pretty cool extras, like rejected title sequences and et cetera. Another reason I liked it was because it wasn't really traditional horror- in the beginning, they had a different main villain each episode, and they weren't really things like the boogeyman, they were more unconventional things that you've never heard of and never hear of again. All-in-all, it was pretty darn epic. Just watch it if at all possible. (Dean Winchester and Missouri Mosely for the win.)
A pretty freaking awesome TV show. I really like the premise, and the plot wasn't all that bad either. The ending- no spoilers- was kind of a cliffhanger, so, it made me want to watch the second season that much more. The characters were great, and they had a lot of personality. Dean's razor-sharp wit and ladykiller personality was just awesome. And not just him, Sam was pretty funny and cool at some points, too. If you get the DVD of this season, there are also some pretty cool extras, like rejected title sequences and et cetera. Another reason I liked it was because it wasn't really traditional horror- in the beginning, they had a different main villain each episode, and they weren't really things like the boogeyman, they were more unconventional things that you've never heard of and never hear of again. All-in-all, it was pretty darn epic. Just watch it if at all possible. (Dean Winchester and Missouri Mosely for the win.)
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The Tick
10/10
This show... Was... Epic in every way. It's hilarious, childish, awesome, the theme song is super-cool... It's just completely amazing. Enough said. (The Tick and Die Fledermaus for the win.)
This show... Was... Epic in every way. It's hilarious, childish, awesome, the theme song is super-cool... It's just completely amazing. Enough said. (The Tick and Die Fledermaus for the win.)
The Twilight Zone
9/10
A pretty awesome TV show. Even though it's pretty old, and not that scary or anything in my opinion, the stories were all usually pretty darn interesting, so I liked it all the same. (The Narrator for the win.)
A pretty awesome TV show. Even though it's pretty old, and not that scary or anything in my opinion, the stories were all usually pretty darn interesting, so I liked it all the same. (The Narrator for the win.)
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The Walking Dead
9/10
An amazingly good drama. You'd think it would be horror- and it is, mostly, with a lot of gore- but it's really very plot-filled and dramatic. I liked it a lot, for the zombies, for the characters, for the relationships. Very good show. (Lori and T-Dog for the win. Shane for the loss.)
An amazingly good drama. You'd think it would be horror- and it is, mostly, with a lot of gore- but it's really very plot-filled and dramatic. I liked it a lot, for the zombies, for the characters, for the relationships. Very good show. (Lori and T-Dog for the win. Shane for the loss.)